zergling_kitty

The white stuff is outside again. Lucky for me that I get to be all snuggly warm in zakai_'s lap.  Too bad there's only room for ONE!  mwahahahahaha  >:D

So this morning I was enjoying my morning by resting on top of the bathroom door when the human guest, hikaru_9, came and tried to kill me by shutting the door! DDDD: I was hanging on the edge of the door and I thought that I was going to die. Luckily she saw my danger and opened the door wider. Talk about embarrassing! I'm too manly to be seen in that type of situation!

She pets me good though, so I think I'll forgive her.

^..^

Do you think my humans will be upset that I puked on the stairs?  >_> 

=^. .^=

What? You think just because I'm a cat and I'm fixed doesn't mean I can't do the sex meme?  XD

The Sex Meme. Answer all these questions 100% truthfully and see who has the guts to repost it.
( Sex Meme )

Hello and welcome to the journal of a young, sexy male. Sadly for you, I'm a cat and I'm not really into going outside my species for love interests. BUT that doesn't mean we can't be friends, right? And friends are what I need because I'm totally stuck here in this house.

Yes... that's right. I'm a house kitty. My human zakai_doesn't let my outside except for the occasional walk on the leash. That's right, I use a leash. I know, I'm pretty domestic, but that's part of my irresistable charm. 

You must be wondering how I, a cat, can have my own journal and use the computer (when my human isn't hogging the computer).  Very simple.  I'm smart.  That's right ladies, not only am I good looking, but I have brains too! <3

Ah... must go.  I think she's coming back.  Bye for now!

^..^